What I Found At The Mall Yesterday

     Ok so Casey and I went queer clothes shopping and so I'm reporting about American Apparel and Urban Outfitter.

Urban Outfitter
     This store is amazing as you probably already know. I mean...look at this shirt we found!

 ^What a queerio^

     Urban is probably the best place for cool (guy's) t-shirts and also Hot Topic has cool t-shirts too.

Here are some of our favorite things we found at Urban:
     -This Jacket

 Here's a pic of us wearing it, but...I'm making a weird face so...

     -These leather sneakers

     -AND this OTHER jacket

   

     It's quite interesting and the color is guyish. It's weirdly cool! Looks like something our friend Kayla would wear. She's an interesting character, we'll have to interview her sometime.

     So those our 4 of our favorite things we found. Plus Urban is generally really good for all kinds of shoes, hats and ties!

 I like the American Flag looking ones. Very patriotic! 

I'm thinking about getting some American Flag boxer briefs

Love the blue and white striped. The are ties within the tie!

American Apparel 

     I don't think anyone buys anything from here besides their hoodies, underwear and occasionally their neon stuff for costumes.

  Got this from Am Apparel to make a spoof workout video. (Before I got my haircut)

     -Anyway, I think American Apparel has some pretty neat things in there, besides the hoodies. There's sleeveless hoodies! 

     $38 or you could just cut the sleeves off an old jacket. I think anything looks cool sleeveless these days. I know a girl who cut the sleeves off a blazer and another one who cut the sleeves off a denim jacket.

     

     -I also liked their really colorful running shorts.

I have yet to jog with these. 

     -These baseball shirts (I call em), but apparently they're called 3/4 Sleeve Raglan shirts. I didn't even know they had a men's and a women's one! Casey tried on the men's one and it was effing beautiful.

    

But she's insecure about her C cup breasts so I had to get a picture off the website.

     -I LOVE the texture on their bow ties!

     And of course...buy their legendary underwear. They have really nice shiny shoes, men's shorts, undies, leg warmers...what a crazy store. I LOVE IT. It's so gay in there cause everything's unisex.

     So that's what I found! Pretty soon we're going to do a report on finding tuxedos, suits and formal wear and how to pull of guy's clothes without looking like a total tranny.

"The teachers said I can wear WHATEVER I WANT!!"

Done with school! After we got out, Landyn and I headed back to my place. When I came downstairs, she was wearing glow in the dark shark boxers and eating rice krispies, proclaiming that the teachers said she could wear whatever she wanted. But this is very true. Everybody's gotta be able to express themselves. Shortly after we found this tumblr.

Theeeeeen we headed to the mall and we went to look at more boxers! :D American Eagle is a pretty excellent place to check if you're looking for guys' underwear. Like these ones with whales! You can also get high-quality ladies' stuff, too. And they also have whales. It's wonderful. American Eagle is actually a really tight store, especially if you're looking for guy clothes. Everything's decently priced and high-quality, so you'll get a lot of wear out of whatever you buy, and look ridiculously hot at the same time. Check out skinnies for both guys and girls to find what fit you like best. And then buy one of their striped polos because they make you feel like some sophisticated kid who rows crew and reads classic novels and gets lots of girls.

We went to a few other places, then wandered into Express. There is a ton of great stuff in there for when you want to look... put together, or a little more sophisticated than AE polos make you look. There were lots of dress shirts and flipping sexy ties that we fell in love with, as well as these beastly jackets. (This stuff is pretty pricey, but if you can't afford it, look at these, find styles you like and then check out Macy's or Nordstrom's or even smaller shops for similar and cheaper things) Our schools' like... end of the year dance was last week and Landyn and I impressed the shit outta everybody by wearing blazers and wayfarers. It was awesome, and definitely felt a lot more comfortable than a dress did, so you should try it. Seriously, CUT YOUR HAIR. Get something that looks legit but actually costs half the price at Nordstrom Rack. And be confident. It's a lot easier to be attractive when you're comfortable with yourself.